I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
