I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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