Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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