he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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