He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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