so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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