he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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