Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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