Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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