no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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