absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i don't like sucking hair
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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