Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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