White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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