you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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