You smell like stripper and shame
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Randomize
