Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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