Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
