Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
