I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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