I just threw up on my dentist
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
high people should be assigned attendants
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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