I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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