Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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