True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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