Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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