quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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