drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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