White coat. Heels.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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