whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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