Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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