just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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