The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
