i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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