Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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