Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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