I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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