I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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