i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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