don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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