i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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