How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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