As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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