Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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