No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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