I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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