If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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