i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We need to get me chipped asap
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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