I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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