What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
