do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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