he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
We left an ass print on the piano.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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