ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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